sâmbătă, 31 decembrie 2011

Exam Question

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2.If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


vineri, 30 decembrie 2011

La Multi Ani Oameni Buni ! Happy New Year Folks !

miercuri, 28 decembrie 2011

Va multumesc tuturor pentru mesajele trimise pe telefon,le-am primit cu drag.Din nefericire n-am fost acasa si nu am putut raspunde tuturor

duminică, 25 decembrie 2011

Merry Christmas Everyone !

joi, 22 decembrie 2011

Goodbye Bucharest, back HOME !

miercuri, 21 decembrie 2011

On my way to Bucharest !

luni, 19 decembrie 2011 Meci de hochei disputat la Miercurea Ciuc intre Romania si Ungaria

duminică, 18 decembrie 2011

Na c-a facut-o si p-asta Zimmerică

sâmbătă, 17 decembrie 2011

M-am saturat sa vad reclame cu zapada, Craciunul asta imi doresc si zapada !

vineri, 16 decembrie 2011

La Vocea Romaniei se vede care dintre antrenori stie sa aleaga piesele pentru concurenti...

miercuri, 14 decembrie 2011

Cainii latra, ursul merge mai departe...

duminică, 11 decembrie 2011

It's been a great week, i've made a personal record, been stressed, worked hard and all ended quite good !

marți, 6 decembrie 2011 Pagina Emisiunii ArTV unde veti putea audia lucrari de-ale mele ca ilustratii muzicale

La Multi Ani celor ce-si serbeaza ziua de nume astazi 6 Decembrie !

luni, 5 decembrie 2011

Cele 16-17 grade la cta ma fac sa cant 'Vine vine primavara,se asterne-n toata tara'

joi, 1 decembrie 2011

La trecutu-ti mare cultural, mare viitor cultural. La Multi Ani ROMANIA !