Exam Question

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2.If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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monday, hard day !

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Exhausting day....

Patronul PROTEVEULUI e rom cumva ? caut o explicatie a faptului ca orice ar difuza proteveul trebuie sa aiba si romi pe acolo...

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Odihneasca-se in pace sufletul lui Johnny Raducanu !

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It's such a blessing to live so close to the sea...

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Heavy Nigh Last Night !

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Cu dedicatie pentru candidatii de la BAC din aceasta vara si...de peste doua veri :)
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Stie cineva ce se intampla cu site-ul UCMR-ADA ?

JAMIROQUAI Owned !

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luni 27 iunie concert umanitar pentru Corneliu Stroe !

Din pacate percutionistul Corneliu Stroe cu care am cantat peste 20 de ani a facut un infarct si a trebuit sa suporte saptamana trecuta o operatie grea si costisitoare pe cord deschis. Slava Domnului ca operatia a decurs bine si Cornel a inceput sa isi revina. Are insa nevoie neaparat de ajutorul nostru ca sa poata plati costul operatiei.

Luni 27 iunie 2011 incepand cu ora 19.30 va asteptam la Sala Arcub, la concertul organizat cu acest scop. Inima lui Cornel merita toate eforturile noastre!


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The more slowly you go, the more deeply you know

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Helping people around you, doesn't mean that they're gonna help you too !

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Despre mania tehnologica.

Credeti ca exista oameni care si-ar vinde organe pentru un smartphone, o tableta sau orice alt dispozitiv tehnic (gadget) ?
Raspunsul este DA, un adolescent chinez si-a vandut un rinichi cu scopul de a-si cumpara un iPad 2.
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I googled jack sparrow and google ask me "did you mean captain Jack Sparrow"

Happy Kid Day for everyone of us !

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Barça , Mes que un Club !

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Ciorba de fasole cu ceapa verde, delicios !

I feel like life is beautiful after this year's first sea bath and some more pleasant things...

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MEDALION Franz Liszt 200 de ani de la nasterea compozitorului

Vineri, 27 mai 2011, Ora 19

Sala Teatrului de Opera



MEDALION Franz Liszt 200 de ani de la nasterea compozitorului



Dirijor : RADU CIOREI

Narator : CRISTINA OPREAN



In program : Simfonia "Dante"



Texte : "Divina comedie" de Dante

Proiectie : tablouri celebre inspirate din « Divina comedie » - EMIL TANASE

Isi dau concursul corul si orchestra Teatrului National de Opera si Balet



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Attraction is not a choice !

I can smell the summer from my window...

Listening to 300 Soundtrack by Tyler Bates. Massive stuff !

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One of my biggest dreams have been fullfilled today and I'm very happy.

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Spitfire Symphonic Libraries the best big thing ?
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La 5:23 la Constanta a fost cutremur, s-a simtit si in restul tarii ?

Vine 1 Mai, toata munca depusa cu ocazia "Let's Do It Romania" nu se va mai cunoaste. Traiasca "gratarurile" , pet-urile si manelele !!!

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I've just finished a new track and sent to mixing ! Can't wait to share it with you guys !

Din ciclul romani talentati plecati pe afara sa faca alte lucruri -> Bogdan Ota http://ping.fm/5AMBR

Back in business, bu`bye holiday :(

Hristos A Inviat ! ! !

Paste Fericit Tuturor !
Happy Easter folks !

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Today's my mom's birthday. Happy Birthday MOM !
Azi e ziua mamei mele. La Multi Ani MAMA ! ! !

Mihaela Preda - Fiumi Di Parole
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Banc

Mare tragedie.Dupa un oribil accident de autocar întreaga echipa de fotbal a României ajunge în fata portii raiului.
– Doamne, zice Sfântul Petru, eu zic sa-i primim pe toti.
– Eu cred ca glumesti, i-am auzit mereu înjurând.
– Au înjurat, Doamne, dar nu au batut pe nimeni!"

Multi sunt chemati, putini sunt alesi / Many are called, few are chosen

Azi microbistii vor fi eco, o ora vor sta cu televizoarele inchise pe parcursul orei Pamantului, NOOOOOOOOT !!!

Life is so beautiful when you're not looking for revenge, but God's making people see that they treated you bad !

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Rautatea nu prea are margini.....
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It's a wonderful feeling to see that so many people you don't know personally wish you great things. Thank you guys, i'm honoured !

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I felt shivers on my spine when i saw google's today logo. LONG LIVE BRANCUSI !

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Laugh and everyone will laugh with you, Cry and you'll cry alone !

Rest In Peace Gary Moore
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Le Concert by Radu Mihaileanu - Great Movie !

Listening to some Nu-Jazz from Bugge Wesseltoft...

Good Night Y'all !
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Ecranizarea romanului "Ion" e teribila !

http://ping.fm/ftOKT Perhaps the existence of humans as marine mammals is not so far distanced

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Is there any chance to find on the internet clean vocal samples of yoruba people ? If you can help me, send me an PM.
Thanks

La Multi Ani EMINESCU !

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Să nu te încrezi în cel care nu simte
puterea muzicii, e apt de orice ticăloşie - Shakespeare

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Happy New Year Everyone ! Thank you all for your warm messages !